Seuss Jokes - 9 Hilarious Seuss Jokes

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Dr. Seuss cheated on his wife for 13 years while she was battling cancer and then married his mistress after she died.

He really said "One , two , dead , new ".

Today I learned that Dr. Seuss’ mom was a pioneer in physiotherapy.

Ma Seuss.

A robber came into my daycare and stole all my Doctor Seuss books

It was a nursery crime.

What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?

Green Eggs and Wham!

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If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-...

What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?

Doctor Who

I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background.

Clearly it had been doctored.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:...

What did the neckbeard call the children's author who was rubbing his back?

*M'Seuss*

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