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Seuss Jokes

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Dr. Seuss cheated on his wife for 13 years while she was battling cancer and then married his mistress after she died.

He really said "One bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, new bitch".

Today I learned that Dr. Seuss’ mom was a pioneer in physiotherapy.

Ma Seuss.

A robber came into my daycare and stole all my Doctor Seuss books

It was a nursery crime.

What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?

Green Eggs and Wham!

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If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-...

What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?

Doctor Who

I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background.

Clearly it had been doctored.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:...

What did the neckbeard call the children's author who was rubbing his back?

*M'Seuss*

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