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Seaworld Jokes

Why did SeaWorld close?

It was being reporpoised.

What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?

Banned from Seaworld



Cake day so time to Karma Farm, and I can't see this joke posted

A trainer at SeaWorld was in charge of keeping the dolphins healthy.

He would feed them, give them medical attention, make sure they were in good spirits. But he knew that the dolphins eventually were going to die. Well, he couldn't have that. After researching for days to no avail, he found an article written by a disgraced marine biologist about how dolphins could ...

I rang Seaworld the other day.

A lady answered the phone and said "This call may be recorded for training porpoises"

Don't invest in SeaWorld

It's really starting to tank

I asked my Dad if we can go to seaworld...

He said that only if we go to A-World or B-World first.

This actually happened haha

My family went to SeaWorld without me.

I failed to see the porpoise.

SeaWorld was recently bought out by white supremacists.

"Oh no, notsea world!"

SeaWorld just announced layoffs and said that they will be letting 125 people go

"Must be nice." said the animals.

What do they say at SeaWorld when something goes wrong

Oh the humanatee

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Antman receives a call from a Marine Biologist at Seaworld...

A marine biologist working with Seaworld calls Antman to help him with one of his juvenile Orcas. He tells him that due to the orca's sexual maturity fast approaching, he needs to perform a vasectomy to prevent him from getting to aggressive with the females.

Antman agrees, shrinks down, and...

Being at a strip club is like being at a dolphin show at seaworld

I want to enjoy it, but I just feel bad for them

Feed a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Feed a fish a man, and SeaWorld bans you for the rest of your life.

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When I was growing up, I went to school with a boy named Justin Reimer.

Now, Justin's father was a Supreme Court Justice, and like father like son, Justin was the head of every political club in our school. Graduation came, he was accepted into Harvard's School of Law (to no one's surprise), and that was the last I saw of him. Or so I thought...

Twenty years late...

What's a blind person's least favorite theme park?

Seaworld

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