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Schindler Jokes

I rode an elevator today manufactured by a company named “Schindler”

I was on Schindler’s Lift.

If Oskar Schindler was your Uber fare...

...you'd be Schindler's Lift

I thought Schindler's list was an adult film.

Because I heard there is a shower scene.

Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift?

If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?

I watched Schindler's List last night and only used a couple of tissues

If it wasn't for that shower scene I wouldn't of needed any

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Favourite porn movie parodies…

I’ll start, let’s see what list we can create…

Shaving Ryan’s Privates

Schindler’s Fist

Willy Bonk Her in the Chocolate Factory

Pulp Friction

Evil Head

Honey, I blew everybody

Inspect Her Gadget

Missionary Impossible

Saturday Night Beave...

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I was disgusted when my buddy told me he had masturbated to the Holocaust movie, Schindler’s List, so I asked him how in the hell he could possibly have felt okay doing that.

He looked at me curiously and said, “What do you mean? There was that one shower scene.”

I'm gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2

I'm gonna call it Schindler's Lisp

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What do you call a nazi with a speech impediment?

Schindler’s lisp

What movie was based on the life of Othkar Thindler?

Schindler's Lisp

"Not everything is black and white," said my grandfather.

He loves commentating on Schindler's List.

Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters.

Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List.

So apparently it's just a bit of lighthearted fun when people dress up to go and see Harry Potter at the cinema.........

but, when you do the same for Schindler's List, you're some kind of sick weirdo.

My gf is one of those people who ruin films by asking silly questions when you're trying to concentrate...

Last night we were watching *Schindler's List* when she leant over and whispered in my ear "why are you fapping?"

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