Russian Name Jokes - 3 Hilarious Russian Name Jokes

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What do you call a three-eyed Russian named William?

Cherno-Bill

A Russian named Rudolf woke up one morning, looked out the window and announced "It's raining."

His wife said, "No dear, it's sleeting."

He replied, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

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Nobody reads Russian names

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