My wife came home from work and stormed angrily into the bedroom where I was sat.

"I get the impression you aren't being loyal to me," she said.

"Why?" I frowned.

"You've been very quiet recently. And you're always hanging around with that girl from work, Rachel?"

"Rochelle." coughed a voice from the wardrobe.

Three women die and end up in heaven

Three women named Jo, Rochelle, and Mae arrive to st Peters pearly gates, they are greeted by St Peter.

Peter: “welcome ladies, Jo please come in first.” No walks through the gates where then a Ferrari awaits her.

Peter: “Here Jo, my records show me that you have never cheated on your...

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