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Rms Titanic Jokes

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic

Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:

There isn't any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be ...

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"I sexually identify as The RMS Titanic"

"I must lay my Seamen to rest in a dark wet place."

My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic.

It's a one-liner.

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