Rick Perry Jokes - 3 Hilarious Rick Perry Jokes

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If you put Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry together in a room, who's the first to realize they're full of shit?

The room.

So Rick Perry drops his presidential bid Today..

I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.

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In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism.

Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, “They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.”

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