Trent Reznor is going to have a hard time getting into heaven...

....because Jesus hates nine inch nails.

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There once was a man from Trent..

There once was a man from Trent. His cock was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of cumming, he went.

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