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There were two prawns named Trent and Christian

One day these prawns found a magical rainbow cod, with the power to grant wishes. As Trent found the cod first the cod granted him one wish.

Trent was tired of being a prawn so he wished to be a shark. "Your wish is granted", said the cod. Trent was thrilled with the possibilities of a life a...

Trent Reznor is going to have a hard time getting into heaven...

....because Jesus hates nine inch nails.

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There once was a man from Trent..

There once was a man from Trent. His was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of , he went.

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