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Rectal Cancer Jokes

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My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer.

Well at least no one can call me a complete anymore!

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This Election

Being forced to choose between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump is like being forced to choose between bad hemorrhoids and rectal cancer; one is clearly worse than the other but they're both still a huge pain in your .

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