Rage Against The Machine Jokes - 5 Hilarious Rage Against The Machine Jokes

What do you get when you cross Rage Against the Machine and a Tupperware party?

Bowls on parade!

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If Rage Against the Machine had a farm

Bow Wow Chicken Bow Wow Chicken Chicken Chicken Bow Wow Chicken Bow Wow

COME WIT IT NOW!!!

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I told my friend that I never knew that Rage Against the Machine was so political, and that it really ruined the music for me.

He looked at me deadpan and asked, "What machine did you think they were raging against, the dishwasher?

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What was the Luddite's favorite band?

Rage Against the Machine.

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Bulls on a Parade

On a hot sunny day, I went to a record store. A song was playing on the speakers. Angrily, I picked up a hammer and started banging the speaker system.
The confused owner asked, "What is this?"
I said, "Rage Against the Machine."

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