Rabi Jokes

Doc: Short answer. Yes.

Patient: What's the long answer?

Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss.

A priest and a Rabbi walk in restaurant and the priest orders a ham sandwich while the Rabbi orders a salad. After a while the priest says "Have you ever actually had a ham sandwich before?" The Rabbi replies " Ya, once in college. It was okay". After sitting for a while the Rabbi says "Have you eve... read more

a priest and a rabi are eating lunch when a young waiter drops a tray of dishes. as the waiter bends over to pick up his mess the priest mumbles "man I would love to screw him!" to which the rabi says "out of what?"

"Oh my god!" cries the other man. "That dog must have rabies!"

"Rabies?" says the bitten man. Looking frightened and shaky, he takes a notepad and a pen out of his pocket and starts to scribble something down.

"Wait!" says his friend, "We can get you tested and vaccinated for rabies i... read more

Fox in eight

A frothel

An old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost. The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file.

“This can’t be right,” the old man grumbled, looking at the Devil, “I’ve been a good man my whole life.”

The Dev... read more

This is the story of a Rabbi named Steven. Steven was lost in the mountains of Bolivia one day. He had embarked from Lima weeks ago, but his translator had taken a rather nasty tumble and was no longer with him. But the Rabbi continued. He walked forward and up, perhaps being guided by a higher forc... read more

Muppet rabies.

As I'm walking with a rabi I ask him,
Me: so do you charge a lot for you circumcisions?
Rabbi: no I just keep the tips

On a planet far far away, there lived a race of aliens called the Trids. On this planet there was a mountain, and atop the mountain was a tree which hosted the most delicious fruit known the the Trid race. But there was a problem: there was a cave near the top that was home to a monster, and every t... read more

One winter day, a guy was walking down the street when he saw a mangy old dog lying in the middle of the sidewalk. It was covered in flies and seemed to be barely alive. Rather than try to help it, the guy gave it a sharp kick and laughed as it limped away.

Without warning, the guy became a s... read more

The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.<... read more

If you can tells me what is this drink, you can has 5 minute alone in back room with Olga." All three mans is very excite about this!

First Romanian take drink. He smack lips and say, "Taste like..." But before finish, he fall over dead.

Next, Estonian man take drink. He make burp and ... read more