A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, “Are you my dad?”. The doctor says, “No, I am your doctor!”. With that, the baby p...
A man is at his lowest point
He’s tried every drug, sipped every beer, and just generally been out of it. Trying to get better, he goes to a council of Buddhist monks and seeks their advice.
The eldest monk says to him, “I see, my child, that it is going to take more than just our usual methods to sober you up. I task y...
John was shocked when he saw his friend Ben fitted out with a cast on his leg and crutches. He said:
John was shocked when he saw his friend Ben fitted out with a cast on his leg and crutches. He said:
- Hey, Ben! What happened to you? You went abroad, right?
Ben: That was the plan but it didn't push through.
John: But why? What happened?
Ben: They beat me inside the ...
[Civil servant joke] President Obama wants to know who's better: the CIA, the US Marine Corps, or the LAPD.
The President orders a single, clearly marked white rabbit to be released into the California redwood forests. Whichever service catches the rabbit wins the contest.
The CIA go first. They deploy surveillance drones, spy satellites and analysts to track down the target. The rabbit is small...
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