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Procrastinators Jokes

Did you RVSP your invite to the Procrastinators Club?







No rush; take your time.

I've just joined a procrastinators support group.

Ìt is called Wait Watchers.

Where do procrastinators live?

In Neverland.

NOTICE: Procrastinators meeting at 8 P.M. tonight

Edit: 9 P.M.

Edit: 10 P.M.

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE

... tommorow maybe?

What do you get when you put three procrastinators in a room?

Nothing.

There are 2 reasons you shouldn't rely on procrastinators.

1). They never finish anything

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.

We haven’t met yet.

Why don't procrastinators make it to the Olympics?

Because they only allow amateurcrastinators.

Procrastinators are constantly mad at themselves about how they keep procrastinating and telling themselves that they'll "do better tomorrow"

But that's a story for another day

I think I'm going to create procrastinators anonymous

Eh I'll do it tommorow.

Can we start a support group for procrastinators?

Yeah... Tomorrow though

If we were all procrastinators the world would get a lot done...

Tomorrow

Dyslexic procrastinators, it's time to get together and rise up

Get on your work boots and untie

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. ..

The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet.

My friend told me that he was sent to a therapy group for procrastinators.

They haven't conducted the first session yet.

My mom told me I’d never accomplish anything because I’m such a procrastinator

So I said “Just wait!”

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