* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a...
My dad forgot his dentures on the way to dinner
I said "well dadgum it!"
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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as Trump came on the TV..
After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there is the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him and left. "Dadgum!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Trump country." "Nope," t...
"The Dog Story" from Lewis Grizzard
One of the greatest, "The Dog Story"
>We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl. 85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. Peopl...
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