Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates?

He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.

Who’s in charge of the pencil case?

The ruler

Someone stole my pencil case off my desk and ran with it

I guess it's no longer stationery


For a long time now, I've had an obsession with tractors. When I was little, all I asked for for my birthday was tractor related stuff. I had tractor toys, tractor stationary, tractor bags.

When I was 17, my parents bought me my very first tractor. It was a bit rusty, but I was just elated ...

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My old man always told me to take the lead

I was never the brighest kid in class, i always saw myself as the silent type who sat silently in the back of the class. Maybe there was a reason for that, I always loved to look at myself as the mysterious type of person.
During my years of highschool, i never had a girlfriend, dont really know ...

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