I got kicked out of Weight-Watchers for making mean spirited jokes.
I accepted the decision with huge grace. Cos she got kicked out too.
What do you call a very angry shot of vodka?
Mean spirited
Drunk On A Bus
A very drunk man gets on a bus and stumbles into the seat next to a priest. His tie is stained, his face is covered in lipstick smears and a half full bottle of scotch is sticking out his coat pocket.
He opens his newspaper and starts to read, but after a few minutes turns to the priest and a...
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