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Party Leader Jokes

I read on Facebook there is a Canadian political party leader that everyone loves

It's probably not tru-deau

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Liberal party leader Justin Trudeau attended the Assembly of First Nations annual summer meeting in Whitehorse.

Trudeau said he wasn't there to speak to the chiefs but to listen.


Then he spoke for almost two hours on his success in bringing the Liberal Party back into the hearts of the Canadian people and how he was going to legalize marijuana and the many ways that he was going to help the Firs...

Cold War Era Joke: This Russian dude had a talking parrot. A very special parrot who loved cursing the regime, and the Communist party leaders. One day, hard knocks on the door, "KGB, open up!". The guy hides the parrot in the freezer. The KGB searches the apartment and cannot find the parrot.

The KGB agents give the guy a warning. Once they leave, he runs to the freezer takes out the shivering bird and hugs it and tells the parrot to curse the revolution. The parrot is mum. "Com'on curse Brezhniev , curse the KGB. The parrot looks at the guy and says "I've just been to Siberia! I'm not t...

What is the most dangerous job in Russia?

Opposition party leader.

A party of adventurers walk into a tavern

fully armed and sit down at a table. The bartender comes over and asks, "Hey, why do you guys have your weapons ready?"

The party leader replies, "Mimics."

The bartender laughs.

The party laughs.

The table laughs.

An MMO party walked into a bar

The barkeep asked why they carried their weapons in the bar

the party leader said "mimics"

The party laughed. The barkeep laughed. The table laughed.

We killed that table. It was a good time.

The Flying Scotsman

Alex Salmond's colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him, so an official went to the National Railway Museum at York to investigate the possibilities.

"There are a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," a consultant told the official, but...

Soviet Politics

In a Soviet jail, there are three men incarcerated for political crimes. Two, standing at the front of the cell, begin to speak with each other.

The first man asks, "Comrade, why are you here?"

The second man replies "I am here because I spoke out against the local party leader, Dmitri...

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