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Paralytic Jokes

Why did the paralytic person not laugh at his friends’ jokes?

He didn’t realise they were pulling his leg.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A nun walks into an off-licence (liquor store for you 'muricans)

"I'd like a large bottle of your best Irish whiskey, if you please," she says to the man behind the counter.

"Ah but sister," said the shopkeeper. "I can't be selling such evil liquids to you now, you being a woman of the cloth and all."

The nun looks sternly at the man and says "Don't...

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