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Kia Jokes

A guy driving a Kia.

A guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce...

The driver of the Kia rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got Wi-Fi in your Rolls? I’ve got Wi-Fi in my Kia!"

The driver of the Rolls looks over and says s...

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

A woman in her Kia did not wear a seatbelt and got into an accident

Her body left her Soul.

Just crashed my new Kia.

Now I have Nokia

Why is the kia Carnival named as such?

Because when you have a eleven seater car, and it is your family car, YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT IT WILL BE A CARNIVAL.

During my midlife crisis, I traded in my Kia for a new convertible.

I literally sold my soul for this sports car

I sold my Kia Soul and bought a guitar and amp.

I guess you can say I sold my soul for rock n roll…

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What do you call a Kia with push button start?

Nokia

If Apple and Kia were to make a car together, what would it’s name be?

IKEA

Cars are getting very expensive now a days. I was finally able to afford to buy the new Kia that I always wanted.

Brought it home last night and parked it out front. It looked so nice and beautiful. Woke up this morning and the car is gone. Sadly, It was stolen at some point last night, but the suspect dropped a phone as an evidence. It was a very old looking phone that I had never seen before.

I did a ...

What happens when you crash your new Kia?

You end up with NoKia

(credit to someone on Instagram)

What happened to the car dealership when they ran out of KIA's?

They sell Nokia's now.

I was searching for my kia,

But it’s not my forte .

A redhead had her Kia stolen...

...Now the ginger has no Soul

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.

One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia.

A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today.

She was stealing souls.

First time on Reddit! Hey guys!

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA?

Because they have tranny problems too

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor?

Nokia

I want to give a big shoutout to the priest who helped jump-start my Kia the other day...

...he saved my Soul.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Buy a cheap phone, but don't buy a cheap car

Buy No*kia*

A good looking woman woman walks in a bar with her boyfriend and says, "you should be lucky to be with me, i am a Maserati in a world of Kia's"

Bemused the man replies, "What? you mean overpriced, unreliable and will lose half of your value in 5 years?"

Apple is teaming up with a South Korean car manufacturer to produce a flat packed automobile.

They're going to call it the iKia.

A car dealership in Sweden began selling glasses as a secondary front.

They’re calling it “Eye-Kia”.

So a guy takes his Kia to a church

And walks up to the priest and say, "Father, my car won't start and I need you to fix it."

The priest replies, "Son this is a church, not a car shop. What am I supposed to do?"

The guy turns away with a sound of disgust saying, "I was told you could help fix my Soul."

What do you call it when a soldier crashes a Korean car

KIA

What vehicle did Michael Jackson drive?

(Imagine his voice with the crotch grab)

A Kia Sedona!

What is the classification of a Hyundai after it dies in battle?

A KIA

my car is innocent!

it wouldn’t Kia Soul

My friend was telling me about his new Sportage...

but I couldn't Kia less.

A famous car designer...

A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.

He called for ...

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

What car can't you own if you use a nokia?

A kia

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Make us even

Two good ol' boys in a Georgia trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Kia plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off h...

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