What's the opposite of KIA?

Nokia

I've just crashed my brand new Kia

Now i have nokia....

What happened to the car dealership when they ran out of KIA's?

They sell Nokia's now.

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What do you call a Kia with push button start?

Nokia

A good looking woman woman walks in a bar with her boyfriend and says, "you should be lucky to be with me, i am a Maserati in a world of Kia's"

Bemused the man replies, "What? you mean overpriced, unreliable and will lose half of your value in 5 years?"

I want to give a big shoutout to the priest who helped jump-start my Kia the other day...

...he saved my Soul.

My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday.

Sold his Soul for a Mustang.

I was searching for my kia,

But it’s not my forte .

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Buy a cheap phone, but don't buy a cheap car

Buy No*kia*

A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today.

She was stealing souls.

First time on Reddit! Hey guys!

A redhead had her Kia stolen...

...Now the ginger has no Soul

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor?

Nokia

What do you call it when a soldier crashes a Korean car

KIA

Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA?

Because they have tranny problems too

A famous car designer...

A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.

He called for ...

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.

One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia.

So a guy takes his Kia to a church

And walks up to the priest and say, "Father, my car won't start and I need you to fix it."

The priest replies, "Son this is a church, not a car shop. What am I supposed to do?"

The guy turns away with a sound of disgust saying, "I was told you could help fix my Soul."

What is the classification of a Hyundai after it dies in battle?

A KIA

my car is innocent!

it wouldn’t Kia Soul

What car can't you own if you use a nokia?

A kia

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

My friend was telling me about his new Sportage...

but I couldn't Kia less.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

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Make us even

Two good ol' boys in a Georgia trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Kia plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off h...

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