Our Solar System Jokes - 20 Hilarious Our Solar System Jokes

Why don't aliens visit our Solar System?

They read the reviews... just one star...

I think Saturn's name is the best in our solar system

It has a nice ring to it

Did you know that every planet in our solar system is named after a god?

Except Earth...which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago

he didn’t explain why he gave it a one star tho

I asked my German friend how many planets in our Solar System

Surprisingly he said "Nine"

I think our solar system is highly underrated ...

... Seriously, just one star? Duh.

How does our solar system keep its pants up?

With an asteriod belt.

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? (Please read post)

Because this god damn joke is reposted every fucking hour.

Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?

I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

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My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system.

And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."

When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge...

So the planets started a revolution.

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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus

They found it to be a shithole.

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Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system

after I destroyed Uranus.

Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night’s debate...

The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!

If trump was notified of an alien invasion.

“There’s an alien spacecraft but it’s not on course to earth.”

“Our specialists, they’re very special people, have concluded that this is just an alien spaceship making a simple flyby our solar system”

“The alien ship is getting close to our american soil but there is nothing to worry ...

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

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Smart son

An illiterate father and his educated son who has a degree in Astrology went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. A few hours later the father wakes his son and asks:
"look to the sky and tell me what do you see son?"

s: "I see millions of stars."

f: "What does...

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The terrible 2nd place prize

A girl enters a game show that allows her to win a trip to space and visit the cosmos at the furthest regions of our solar system. The girl must compete in games related to space and physics to determine if she’s got what it takes to go.

After hours of grueling physical and emotional trauma t...

An Idiot and a Genius are talking in a bar...

The genius says to idiot:

"I have a game. We take turns giving each other questions. If I give you a question and you cannot answer it, you give me $5. But if you give me a question and I cannot answer it, I give you $5000".

The idiot replies:

"Uhh, Ok."

The genius says t...

Four Aliens

The are four aliens passing by our solar system. The don’t know a word of English. Their spaceship malfunctions and they manage to eject the escape pods before they crash land on Earth. Each alien lands in a different spot on the planet. They each decide they might as well try to learn some English ...

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