There are two cats named One Two Three and Un Deux Trois
The two cats come to a river, only one survives the crossing. Which one survived? One Two Three because the Un Deux Trois quatre cinq.
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My sister and I went home to Alabama for mothers day to visit and we were out shopping for a gift for mom when a guy walks by and slaps my sister in the ass. I reacted quick and gave him the ol' one two.
Because no one slaps my girls ass but me.
'One two three' cat and 'Un deux trois' cat decided to have a boat race. Who won?
'One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
There once were two cats - one was named 'one two three' and the other was named 'un deux trois'...
One day, the two cats came across a wide river. On the other side, there seem to be an endless amount of cat food. So, both of the cats wanted to swim across.
One two three cat made it across, but un deux trois quatre cinq.
Two sound guys are getting the stage ready for a concert...
First sound guy: *Taps on mic:* "Testing, testing one two..."
Other sound guy: *Taps on mic:* "Testing, testing one too..."