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Going to prove Occam’s Razor

by deliberately posting incorrect information.

I'm not sure of the definition of Occam's Razor

but I'm sure it's a simple one.

I keep hearing about Occam's razor, but i don't know what it is.

Most likely, it's a razor owned by someone named Occam.

I had an important essay on the relation between Occam's razor, Red Herrings and Chekhov's gun...

...my teacher wasn't happy it was late and I just wrote "Will keep this simple, avoid obvious distractions and later it will be done."

If there is a body found at a barbershop, the most obvious murder weapon is the most likely.

It's Occam's Razor.

What's the simplest way for a philosopher to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do philosophers have long beards?

Because they use Occam's razor.

Why are there so many furry flat earthers?

Because they don't have Occam's Razor.

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