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Normand Jokes

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I was at a party once. I was like, “Aahh, that Caitlyn Jenner...

...she’s kind of weird looking.“

Some girl goes, “Hey, she’s beautiful.“

And I was like, “Well, you kinda look like her.“

And she was like, “Fuck you.“

*thanks, Mark Normand*

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S. Holmes: Do you know what constipated means Watson?

Watson: No shit, Sherlock?

(Credit: Mark Normand)

COVID is starting to feel a lot like religion -

Less and less people are worries about it but it's still huge in India.

~Mark Normand

Polar bears used to be brown but through evolution, they turned white

because Police were shooting them



\-Mark Normand

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