I was at a party once. I was like, “Aahh, that Caitlyn Jenner...
...she’s kind of weird looking.“
Some girl goes, “Hey, she’s beautiful.“
And I was like, “Well, you kinda look like her.“
And she was like, “Fuck you.“
*thanks, Mark Normand*
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S. Holmes: Do you know what constipated means Watson?
Watson: No shit, Sherlock?
(Credit: Mark Normand)
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COVID is starting to feel a lot like religion -
Less and less people are worries about it but it's still huge in India.
~Mark Normand
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Polar bears used to be brown but through evolution, they turned white
because Police were shooting them
\-Mark Normand
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