Myrtle Beach Jokes - 4 Hilarious Myrtle Beach Jokes

While fishing off Myrtle Beach, a tourist capsized his boat

Petrified, he yelled to an old man standing by the shore, “Are there any gators around here?!”

“No.” the man hollered back. “They ain’t been around for years.”

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming towards shore. Halfway there, he asked, “How’d you guys get rid of the gators?”
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A couple met in Myrtle Beach and fell in love.

They were discussing how to continue their relationship after their vacations were over.

“It’s only fair to warn you, Linda,” he said, “ I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf.”

“Well,” she said, “ since you’re being honest, so will I. I’m a hooker.”

“I see,” he s...

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The greyhound ride

One of my favorites from my country, not sure if I have heard it in the US, so I adapted the cities:

A man needs to take a greyhound from miami to savannah. The night before he goes out partying and arrives dead tired to the bus station. He tells the driver he’s going to fall asleep but to pl...

The man once renowned, now…

Salomon Elliot is a notorious man from the familia, and ain’t no one ever cross the man. His name shakes fear into his foes and demands respect from his henchmen, wide across the Hudson and down even to the beaches of Miami.

After years of blood on his hands and the helpless cries of this fa...

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