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One for you MTG Players

Happiness goes on the stack but it never resolves.


Esp when I'm against control

What do you call an MTG player who's also a flat-earther?

A planeswalker.

Women don't ever have to worry about me trying to get into their pants.

They don't even have any pockets! Where would I keep my hackey sack and MTG cards?

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