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Real movie titles converted to funny porn ones

I.e., Romancing the Bone”

I wanted to see that new movie titled "Constipated"

It hasn't come out yet.

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Describe your sex life using a movie title

Me : Gone in 60 Seconds

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Saw the movie titled Constipation?

I bet you didn't because it isn't out yet.

/crappy joke , I know ;-)

Describe your last relationship with a movie title:

12 Years A Slave

Step 1: Pick a movie title Step 2: Add "in my pants".

Some friends and i have had hours of fun with this.

I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits...

Pulp Fiction

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What movie title best fits The Flash's sex life?

The Fast and the Furious.

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So I have a thing of finding funny alternative names to movie titles.. Of which are:

Womb Raider

Frying Nemo

Howl's Moaning Castle

Thosebastards

Glad I ate her

The Rare Bi*ch Project

Se8en

Nail Cesar

Sure Lock Homes

A Booty full Mind

Rub a cop

Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer's stoned

Any additions are ...

New Bond movie is a shoutout to all overworked employees.

New Bond movie title is **No time to die.**


So the villian is Amazon?

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