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Mosh Pit Jokes

What do you call a mosh pit at a disco?

A Cluster Funk.

Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit?

"Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"

What is a British rockstar’s favorite meal?

Head bangers and mosh pit-tatoes

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