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Mooo Jokes

There were 2 cows in a field and one says "mooo" and the other says...

"I was going to say that"

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A joke I was told at work.

There a 3rd grade teacher and she is having her students make noises that farm animals do. She asks a white girl, "What sound does a cow make?" The girls responds, "Mooo." The teacher says, "Wonderful that is exactly right." The teacher then asks a Black kid, " What sound does a pig make?" He says, ...

2 redditor cows were walking

2 redditor cows were walking

Cow 1: mooo

Cow 2: r/beatmetoit

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Two cows

Are approaching each other in a field. The first cow anxious with anticipation thinks to itself "What am I going to say when we meet, what will I possibly do".
They begin to draw closer and closer to eachother, the first cows anxiety rising and rising. "What could I ask? should I start with hello...

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Well hidden blonde

There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette.

They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage.

So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops.

The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and t...

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