A cowboy approaches this farmer and asks for a job...
... The farmer tells the cowboy that he has no vacancies - yet if the cowboy could do something special, he might consider. The cowboy says: „Well, sir, I understand animals.“ „Ha,“ the farmer says, „how many times have I heard that before…“ In this moment, a cow moos from behind a s...
A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department, there is th...
A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago.
They’re trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pear...
Chatting with my favorite four year old, we came up with this one: How do cows get their furniture from one house to another?
A mooing van
Why are cows so complicated?
They’ve got a lot of mooing parts
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A city slicker retires to the country...
Following a successful career on Wall St, Jim buys some land out in Nebraska to live a simpler life.
He has some of the land cleared and a huge, brand new ranch built.
Construction crews finish up, landscapers complete the final touches, and he moves the family in.
The next morn...
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