Mission Statement Jokes - 4 Hilarious Mission Statement Jokes

Tech company mission statements be like

We're a customer centric organization and we deliver the value of IOT, cloud, big data, blockchain, machine learning, and artificial intelligence by using design thinking to drive digital transformation for the connected enterprise.

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A software engineer.

A software engineer, hardware engineer, and departmental manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed. The car careened out of control, bouncing off guardrails until it miraculously ground to a scraping halt along...

Best things to say if you're caught sleeping on your desk...

“They told me at the blood bank this
might happen.”

“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as
described in that time management course you sent me.”

“Whew! Guess I left the top off
the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”

“I wasn’t sleepin...

One day, a family from mexico moves up from Mexico city all the way to Jacksonville Florida

One day, a family from mexico moves up from Mexico city all the way to Jacksonville Florida. They settle in a small little house. The neighbors are a little skeptical, being their race and all, so they keep an eye out on their plot for a few days. To his suprise, he sees that the family is one of th...

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