Mini Fridge Jokes

Each of them must describe the way they died before entering.
The first man says, "Well, I had a suspicion that my wife might be cheating on me, so I came home early to our apartment to catch them in the act. At first, I'm walking around and I don't see anything. However, when I walk over to the ... read more

Three men stand at Heaven's door. Unfortunately for them, Heaven was somewhat full so Saint Peter would only let those who died a tragic death to enter.

The first man, understanding the situation approaches.

"I came home to my apartment and found my wife was naked in bed and another ma... read more

So he came home from work early one day to find the door locked so he unlocked it and walked in, all he found was his wife and laying in bed naked.

He lit his cigarette and took a look out the window to see a young man running out of the door pulling his pants up, the man picks up the mini fr... read more

Three men arrive at the pearly gates, and, one at a time, St. Peter asks them to recount their deaths for him.

The first man replies, "I just knew that my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early from work to catch her in the act! I searched the apartment, and sure enough, there he was h... read more

The father pulls two beers from the mini fridge and asks his son to grab a seat. The father hands his son a beer and says "my boy this a big day because you are now a man in my eyes. All the same, I am still your father and I want you to feel like you can ask me things if you need to."

The s... read more