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Microsoft Store Jokes

Once I farted in a Microsoft store

Luckily, they had Windows

I got kicked out of Microsoft store ...

I was merely scratching the Surface ...

I was walking outside of the Microsoft Store at the mall tonight when my wife asked if I wanted to go in and look at anything.

I told her “No, I’m just Windows shopping.”

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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