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Diodes Jokes

why do punsters love diodes?

Because they are p-un junctions.
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What do you call a blimp with lots of light-emitting diodes?

LED Zeppelin
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Missing wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but...
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