A few years ago I started a journal of different rocks I've found in the wilderness. For a while I was stuck with 68 entries, until I finally found number 69...
**Gneiss!**
I had a stone that I thought was something else, but a geologist friend told me it was gneiss.
I'm afraid i took it for granite.
I was trying to write a joke about rocks.
But no matter how much I worked on it, the set up was a bunch of schist and the punchline wasn't gneiss.
Why does everyone love The Rock?
Because he is so gneiss.
A Geologist from Alabama could tell you the chronological order of Sandstone Layers, but not their exact ages
You could see they're into Relative Dating.
...
*Sigh*
I know you expected that punchline. My apologies, when I'm under pressure my sediment jokes turn a little schist.
Please stay gneiss in the comments.
Some people hate geology jokes,
but I think they're pretty gneiss.
What rock is a 6.9 on the Mohs Hardness Scale?
Gneiss
If the Rock had a brother and that brother had a daughter, what would that make her?
His gneiss.
A rock walks into a bar
The bartender tells him "we don't serve your kind here"
So the rock says: "Why not? I'm a gneiss guy!"
A high schooler told his geology teacher that..
"geology rocks!"
The teacher's response?
"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"
#\#rokt
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I just got out of my Geology class.
We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.
Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?
He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.
Welcome to the Geology Department
Have a gneiss day!
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