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Metal Detecting Jokes

I found a Land Rover whilst metal detecting today

It was a lovely discovery

I went metal detecting in Germany hoping to find an old coin.

I missed the mark though.

So a guy walks into a bar and has a lemon for a head...

So a guy walks into a bar and has a lemon for a head... he sits down at the bar and the bartender says "WHOA! How did you get a lemon for a head?" The man replies "if you pour me free drinks all night, I'll tell you the story" the bartender agrees and starts to pour him a drink. The man starts to te...

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