Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter and laid off half the staff, he’s planning on buying YouTube and Facebook and doing the same with them. To save even more money, he plans on merging the three companies into one…
…He’s going to call it YouTwitFace.
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Did you hear that Victoria's Secret and Smith&Wesson are merging companies?
It's gonna be called Titty-Titty Bang-Bang.
Two major banks from Mexico and America are merging next month
They're calling the new company CapitalJuan
I heard Netflix and Yahoo are merging. They are moving their HQ to Jerusalem.
They'll be known as Net 'n' Yahoo.
Did you hear that toms general store and andys drug store are merging?
I guess you could call it a marriage of convenience.
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging.
They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Hey guys did you know FedEx and UPS are merging?
The postal service is gonna be FedUp
There's a man named Johnson who owns a nail company, Johnson Nails.
Business had been slow lately, so Johnson figures he might want to try putting out a youtube video to drum up some business.
He goes to an advertising agency and meets a man named Jim who assures him he can make the perfect ad for Johnson's company. He tells Johnson to come back the nex...
The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.
It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.
Did you hear about Walmart's new business model?
Walmart bought the rights to Toys-R-Us and is merging with it. They are changing the mascot from a giraffe to a sea mammal, though.
They're gonna call it, Wal-R-Us.
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