I heard Netflix and Yahoo are merging. They are moving their HQ to Jerusalem.

They'll be known as Net 'n' Yahoo.

Hey guys did you know FedEx and UPS are merging?

The postal service is gonna be FedUp

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging.

They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Twitter and Snapchat are merging

It will be called: Twat

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

BREAKING NEWS

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging.

It will be called "YouTwitFace".

The greatest merger of all time

It was announced today that YouTube, Facebook and Twitter will all be merging.

The new name will be YouTwitFace

Wilson Nails

There's a man named Wilson who owns a nail company, Wilson Nails. Business had been slow lately, so Wilson figures he might want to try putting out a television commercial to drum up some business.

He goes to an advertising agency and meets a man named Gary who assures him he can make the per...

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