My work made me go on a training course where I had to lift some Spanish guys over and over

It was a Manuel handling course

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Two blonde guys decided to rob a bank

They surrendered everyone and we went straight to a safe box. The first blonde broke into the first one and said: - Dude, come here, this safe has no money! It's full of yogurt! - Man, it's just the same ... Well, that yogurt must be very good to keep in the bank vault. Let's eat everything! After e...

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At a wedding party in Mexico, the inebriated groom stumbles into the bedroom and finds his bride getting fucked by the best man.he laughs uproariously and calls his his friends to the doorway to have a look. They say to him "Juan, you are drunk!"

"You think I'M drunk?" he yells. .
"Take a look at Manuel. . He's so drunk, he thinks he's ME!"

What do you call a healthy Hispanic man?

Manuel

How do you know if a car is Spanish?

The gearbox is "Manuel".

Jesus take the wheel

Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.

Im going to start a handyman business that employs illegals for odd jobs...

I'm going to call it Manuel Labor.

What's the difference between England and America?

In England, you drive manual. In America, Manuel drives you.

Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert

** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... **

A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks.
João, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a pie...

A fire rages in a high-rise apartment in Germany...

and a woman and her baby are stuck on a high floor, looking out the window. The firetruck's ladder cannot reach them, so the woman contemplates throwing the baby down to the firemen but both the mother and the firemen are scared of maybe not catching the baby.

Then, Manuel Neuer, Germany's...

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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Portuguese joke!

Manuel and Joaquim were walking down the street, when they found a turd on the floor :
J: Manuel ! I'll give you 100€ if you eat the turd!
M: ll do it!
Manuel ate the turd , winning the 100€... The two friend continued walking when they found another turd on the ground : - M: Joaquim ! ...

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

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