Male Chauvinist Jokes - 5 Hilarious Male Chauvinist Jokes

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"Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say "Boooo!"

Every woman in the audience yelled "Booo!"

The speaker said to the crowd, "Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"

What's worse than male chauvinists?

Women who don't shut up.

How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the wife can cook fine in the dark

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Male chauvinist pig jokes.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Wha t are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?...

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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