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Madoff Jokes

Bernie Madoff died today...

Heard his headstone is going to be a giant pyramid.

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Did you know Bernie Madoff would have sex with his wife every time he bought a stock?

He was inside-her trading.

There are two famous "Bernies"

One of them is once again asking for your financial support, while the other one just Madoff with everyone's money.

Trump has named Bernie Madoff as Head of Treasury Department

Madoffs response when he learned of the appointment:
"Pardon Me?"

Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?

The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.

Never trust a "Bernie" to manage your finances...

The last one I knew Madoff with all my money.

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A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .

I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes

Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!

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