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Why should you never answer an online friend request from Lizzie Borden?

Because she's known to be a hacker.

They say Lizzie Borden didn’t plan on chopping up her parents, and it was a mercy killing.

She was known for her Random Axe of Kindness.

Why did Lizzie Borden accomplish so much?

Because she was so good at life hacks!

Please disregard any messages you receive from Lizzie Borden's parents...

They've been hacked

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