Stop Talk Jokes - 29 Hilarious Stop Talk Jokes

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Girls can’t stop talking about my huge dick

All week I’ve been hearing “what a huge dick” every time someone mentions me

Why couldn't the prisoner stop talking?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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How do you make an Italian stop talking?

Handcuffs.

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Therapist: you need to stop talking to yourself

You're doing it right now

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I turned to beastiality because my wife wouldn't stop talking, talking, talking.

But now its just yak, yak, yak.

My friend wouldn’t stop talking about file compression

So I told him to “*zip it*”

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Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking?

He kept beating a dead horse.

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My girlfriend told me she would lick my bumhole on the flight if I stop talking about my favourite Bethesda game.

I can't wait for my Skyrim.

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On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking...

*"Let's play a game"* - he suggests.

The woman ignores him.

*"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."*

The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the ...

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Why did Miss.Piggy stop talking?

she had a frog in her throat

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My friend couldn't stop talking about her Vietnam trip.

She was really hannoying.

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My therapist says I should stop talking to the voices in my head.

But my wife says I don’t have a therapist.

My buddy, who's a blacksmith, won't stop talking about how awesome his new dog is.

Apparently, as soon as he got him, he made a bolt for the door.

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C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

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How you get a drug dealer to stop talking to you?

You unplug

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If you don’t stop talking to me in Scooby-Doo references it’s over

Alright gang,let’s split up

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My sickly grandfather wouldn't stop talking about youth in Asia.

I thought he was a sick pervert. I'm glad he signed up for his death.

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There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking.

On-and-on-anon.

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When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them.

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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My wife said if I didn’t stop talking about work she’d leave me. She got sexy and asked my favorite position to help.

I guess “ceo” was the wrong answer. She’s leaving me.

Once, in an African village,

a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. "My wife gave birth today," the native growled, "and the baby is white! And you're the only white person within 100 miles of here! "
The missionary glanced around guiltily for a moment but quickly regained his composure. "Loo...

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My friend's new flame is in a wheelchair. Despite that he is madly in love and can't stop talking about her.

Personally i find her pretty lame.

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My girlfriend got the COVID vaccine and it seems like the main side effect is...

...that she can't stop talking about getting the COVID vaccine.

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"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."

"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."

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All world leaders should be women!

Instead of going to war, they would just stop talking to each other.

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Guys, I think my cat is a communist!

He won't stop talking about Mao!

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Mr. T was getting his COVID-19 vaccination

and the nurse wouldn't stop talking.

He said, "Quit your jibber, jabber."

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I’ve discovered that alcohol contains female hormones

After drinking you can’t drive, you never stop talking and have to sit while peeing.

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A man owned a sentient calculator

He would show it to people all the time, and tell them about the sentient calculator. He'd ask a question, and the calculator would give the answer, and every time it was the correct one. At first, people were excited, and they would demand to know what the trick was. A lot of theories, ranging from...

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