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Stop Talk Jokes

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Girls can’t stop talking about my huge dick

All week I’ve been hearing “what a huge dick” every time someone mentions me

Why couldn't the prisoner stop talking?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

How do you make an Italian stop talking?

Handcuffs.

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Therapist: you need to stop talking to yourself

You're doing it right now

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I turned to beastiality because my wife wouldn't stop talking, talking, talking.

But now its just yak, yak, yak.

My friend wouldn’t stop talking about file compression

So I told him to “*zip it*”

Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking?

He kept beating a dead horse.

My girlfriend told me she would lick my bumhole on the flight if I stop talking about my favourite Bethesda game.

I can't wait for my Skyrim.

On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking...

*"Let's play a game"* - he suggests.


The woman ignores him.


*"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."*


The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the ...

Why did Miss.Piggy stop talking?

she had a frog in her throat

My friend couldn't stop talking about her Vietnam trip.

She was really hannoying.

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My therapist says I should stop talking to the voices in my head.

But my wife says I don’t have a therapist.

My buddy, who's a blacksmith, won't stop talking about how awesome his new dog is.

Apparently, as soon as he got him, he made a bolt for the door.

C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

How you get a drug dealer to stop talking to you?

You unplug

If you don’t stop talking to me in Scooby-Doo references it’s over

Alright gang,let’s split up

My sickly grandfather wouldn't stop talking about youth in Asia.

I thought he was a sick pervert. I'm glad he signed up for his death.

There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking.

On-and-on-anon.

When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them.

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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My wife said if I didn’t stop talking about work she’d leave me. She got sexy and asked my favorite position to help.

I guess “ceo” was the wrong answer. She’s leaving me.

Once, in an African village,

a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. "My wife gave birth today," the native growled, "and the baby is white! And you're the only white person within 100 miles of here! "
The missionary glanced around guiltily for a moment but quickly regained his composure. "Loo...

My friend's new flame is in a wheelchair. Despite that he is madly in love and can't stop talking about her.

Personally i find her pretty lame.

My girlfriend got the COVID vaccine and it seems like the main side effect is...

...that she can't stop talking about getting the COVID vaccine.

"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."

"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."

All world leaders should be women!

Instead of going to war, they would just stop talking to each other.

Guys, I think my cat is a communist!

He won't stop talking about Mao!

Mr. T was getting his COVID-19 vaccination

and the nurse wouldn't stop talking.

He said, "Quit your jibber, jabber."

I’ve discovered that alcohol contains female hormones

After drinking you can’t drive, you never stop talking and have to sit while peeing.

A man owned a sentient calculator

He would show it to people all the time, and tell them about the sentient calculator. He'd ask a question, and the calculator would give the answer, and every time it was the correct one. At first, people were excited, and they would demand to know what the trick was. A lot of theories, ranging from...

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