Person 1: You seem like a nice guy. How did you die?
Person 2: Hypothermia from staying in the fridge for too long. You?
Person 1: I wanted to suprise my wife by coming early from a buisness trip than I told her. When I arrived I was sure she cheated on me, I could hear sound comin...
I guess this joke is pretty popular in the armed forces, so I apologize if this is a repeat!
So anyways, once there was a guy, let’s call him Steve. So Steve has always had trouble with women. His first wife left him, his second wife passed away, and his third ended up having an affair. Feeli...
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The world expert on European wasps was strolling past a record shop. A sign caught his eye: "New Album - Wasps of the World!” The man asked to hear the album and was given headphones. Three minutes later, he announced, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I ...