Laser Eye Surgery Jokes - 5 Hilarious Laser Eye Surgery Jokes

As the patient recovers from laser eye surgery, the surgeon comes in asks if they want the good news or the bad news first......

The patient excitedly replies, “I’ll take the good news first.”

The surgeon tells them, “Well, you’re about to get a new dog!”

I just had laser eye surgery…

It was an eye opening experience.

I think something went wrong during my laser eye surgery.

I can see just fine, but I can't figure out how to shoot the lasers

I'm thinking of getting laser eye surgery next year...

So I can see in 2020

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

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