Uranus is full of gas. Uranus smells like farts. Uranus craps diamonds. Uranus is a cold, cold place. NASA flew by Uranus and snapped lots of pics. Uranus is huge. We can see Uranus with the naked eye. Uranus is bleeding is an actual astrological (not astronomical...
My biology teacher asked me to make a diagram of bacteria.
When he questioned why I submitted a blank piece of paper, I told him : "it only appears blank because its invisible to the naked eye"
Yo mama so fat
when she moves, the space-time ripples are detectable with naked eye.
Helium walks into a bar.
Or, rather than walks, floats; for helium, at room temperature, is a gas, and thus has no legs with which to walk, and, due to its lighter-than-air nature, does not sink to the ground. The bartender himself is confused, for not only is helium invisible to the naked eye in the absence of another obje...
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Sherlock and Watson go camping... (reposted from the intelligent jokes thread)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping in the woods one night during an investigation. As they lay out under the stars, Holmes asks Dr. Watson a question...
"Watson!" Holmes said imperiously. "Look at the stars and tell me what you can deduce." Watson sighed, recognizing one of Holmes' fr...
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