Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it’s the fastest way down. Who wins?
Society
Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20 story building.
During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.
First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, "Ivan, jump down."
Ivan replied in tears, "Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."
Putin expla...
So i just saw a bank robber jump down some stairs while yelling about how terrible the cops were
guess you could say he was condescending
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A Russian Lieutenant...
A Russian Lieutenant stands on the edge of a high cliff with his troops. The lieutenant looks down and then points to a soldier.
\-You there! Come here to the cliff edge, extend your right hand to the side and jump down.
The lieutenant watches as the soldier obeys his comma...
A very beautiful women was depressed and wanted to kill herself
She goes to the overpass of a local highway to jump down 100 feet into a ravine. Before she could climb up the barrier, a disgusting and repulsive homeless man comes up and asks, "Hey what are you doing?!" The beautiful woman replied, "I am going to kill myself. This life isn't worth living anymore....
Clever Insult joke
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
Two hunters were walking in the woods...
One of them stops and says, "Whoa, whoa! Watch out for that hole!".
They both stop and look down what appears to be the deepest hole they'd ever seen, right in the ground in front of them.
"How deep is that?", one of them asks the other.
"I dunno, let's throw something down an...
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