Joint Custody Jokes - 7 Hilarious Joint Custody Jokes

Who decided to call it “marijuana possession"

and not “joint custody?”

My stoner neighbors got divorced

but it's okay because they got joint custody

Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana...

The judges have started issuing joint custody

Why did they call it 'Possession of Marijuana' when they arrested people?

Wouldn't 'Joint Custody' be better!

The Police Officer took my weed, but as I had a valid prescription the Judge ordered it returned to me.

I was awarded Joint Custody.

My wife tried to take away my baby marijuana plants from me when we divorced

Thank god the court granted me joint custody

Why does the little cannabis plant spend every other week at his father's house?

Because his parents have joint custody.

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