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John F Kennedy Jokes

What do John F Kennedy and Bill Clinton have in common?

Both of their political careers ended with a stained dress.

John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon...

History shows if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.

John F Kennedy was just "John Kennedy" From May 29, 1917 To November 21, 1963

They only added the F after he died

I just read John F Kennedy's biography

The end was mind blowing

Did you know John F Kennedy was called John Kennedy before he was shot?

Apparently, the F was added later to pay respects

A new patient has been interned in a mental asylum.

One of the doctors ask him:

- What is your name?

- John F Kennedy, sir.

- Great, another president...

- No sir! I'm not the president, I'm the airport!

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Albert Einstein, John F Kennedy and God are on holiday

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Albert Einstein, John F Kennedy and God are on holiday
at the Kennedy compound on Cape Cod.

One a rainy afternoon Einstein suggests they play a game.

So they get out the card table and setup. God suggests Poker, Einstein 500 and Kennedy Blackjack.

Afte...

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John F Kennedy

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Another little Johnny joke

Little Johnny's teacher told the class that they were going to be quizzed about US presidents. Every correct answer will win that student a jellybean.

Teacher: Who was our 1st president?

Nobody raised their hands except the little Japanese boy in the front row

Boy: George Wa...

A guy got brought up to Insane Asylum and Docor asked him for his name...

Doctor: Your name, please?

Patient: I am John F Kennedy

Doctor: That's very nice, we got lots of politicians here, Ambraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, George Washington...

Patient: No, Doc. I'm the airport.

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