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Ji Jokes

Why did the Muslim couple divorce?

Jihad an affair.

What do you call an attractive lady terrorist?

A Ji-hottie

The youngest male member of a Desi Family is called 'Babu'. The oldest is called 'Babuji'.

It takes a lifetime for men to reach that ji spot.

A member of ISIS accidentally blew himself up...

Well, Ji-had it coming.

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I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists

I will call it, Ji-hotties

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A man goes in for a job interview

Job Interviewer: "So what do you consider to be your biggest weakness?"

Man: "I'm too honest."

JI: " Well I don't think honesty is a weakness!"

Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

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Q & A with Ms Sonia Ghandi

Ms Sonia Ghandi is visiting a school. She goes to one class, gives a brief statement and says to the class full of rural children, "Ask me anything!"

So Pappu stands up. "Madam Sonia-ji, I have three questions. One, why are you not the prime minister of India; Two, who ordered the police t...

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