What do Jawas do if they disapprove of how the sandcrawler is being run?

Mutinni!

What's a Jawa's favorite type of bread?

ZUCCHINI!

What’s a Jawa’s favourite vegetable?

Zucchini!

What do Canadian Jawas eat?

Poutini!

What is a jawa's favorite style of pasta?

Rotini

Sorry, was picking out pasta for tuna casserole and it made me laugh.

What’s it called when a Jawa does the same thing every day?

Routini.

What Do You Call A Jawa Magician?

Harry Utinni!

What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician?

Houdini.

In Star Wars, what language is used to program droids?

JawaScript

I translated an Ewokese joke into English

An Ewok marches into a cantina and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a Jawa Juice and …… Bantha milk.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Not sure,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

*Yub Nub!*

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