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I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal.

Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.

A Man and his wife and mother in law are visiting Isreal but the mother in law dies.

the man whose helping them make the arrangements says.

You have two options

1. Send her back to the states and have her buried their.$5000
2. or you can bury her here $1000

The husband asks "Can we think about it."

The man says absolutely

one day later they c...

How do you know if money is the root of all evil?

Isreal and Palestine have been divided by a bank for decades!

what’s all this commotion in Israel?

i don’t know, the media is confusing. all I can tell is that the struggle isreal

A man sends his son to Israel

A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the ...

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A devout Christian, Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar

The barternder approaches them as they get seated at the table.

The Christian guy: Jesus turned water into wine. It was the first miracle he performed. So I will go with some wine today.

The Jewish guy: Arak, the licorice flavored spirit is highly preffered in Isreal. It makes me feel ...

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Im so smart for thinking of this

One guy says to another: Hey, did you know, there's a Middle Eastern country on the Mediterranean Sea, and it’s regarded by Jews, Christians and Muslims as the biblical Holy Land!


The other guy says: I don't believe you, you're talking rubbish.


So the first guy says: No, it isr...

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Why do jews believe in God?

Because Isreal.

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Jews are so insecure...

they constantly remind us their country isreal.

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