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I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal.

Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.

A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel...

...to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.

The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"

He decided to go ask his ...

A Man and his wife and mother in law are visiting Isreal but the mother in law dies.

the man whose helping them make the arrangements says.

You have two options

1. Send her back to the states and have her buried their.$5000
2. or you can bury her here $1000

The husband asks "Can we think about it."

The man says absolutely

one day later they c...

Why do some Jewish people believe in Santa Claus?

because he isreal

How do you know if money is the root of all evil?

Isreal and Palestine have been divided by a bank for decades!

whatโ€™s all this commotion in Israel?

i donโ€™t know, the media is confusing. all I can tell is that the struggle isreal

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A devout Christian, Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar

The barternder approaches them as they get seated at the table.

The Christian guy: Jesus turned water into wine. It was the first miracle he performed. So I will go with some wine today.

The Jewish guy: Arak, the licorice flavored spirit is highly preffered in Isreal. It makes me feel ...

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Jews are so insecure...

they constantly remind us their country isreal.

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